Worst Lie Ever

In general, schoolchildren live by the motto of the late, great professional wrestler Eddie Guerrero: lie, cheat, and steal. And in general, they aren't very good at it. Take, for example, the child today who did not complete a portion of his homework. He tried to claim that he didn't know it was part of his homework. This assertion was undermined by the fact that in the previous class he had written a large "H.W." at the top of the page.