Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Roh Moo-hyun

As you probably know, South Korea's former president Roh Moo-hyun ("Roh" should actually be pronounced "No") recently committed suicide, probably in light of a bribery investigation. It's a good time now to talk about some differences in culture.

I heard on CNN that suicide is the 4th leading cause of death in Korea, and the LEADING cause of death among men aged 18-35. It's deeply disturbing, but when you see the pressure the kids are under here, it's not really surprising. They all attend multiple after-school academies, all of which are expensive. It's a nation of nearly 50 million people in a small country. Competition for the best jobs must be insane. Failure is not an option. On top of that, the drinking culture is dramatically out of hand. On any given day you'll walk by a bar and see grown men in suits in a state of inebriation usually associated with frat boys engaging in homoerotic initiation rituals. I can't imagine working long hours and drinking that much can be psychologically healthy. My understanding is that Asian cultures don't really believe in psychiatry either, favoring instead the "suck it up and deal with it" method.

One other thing to point out is that the crime Roh was accused of was taking $6 million in bribes. While corruption in office is never acceptable, that wouldn't even register on the radar of the country that developed the Haliburton no-bid contract. Roh said the following in his suicide note:

I have owed to too many people. The amount of burden I have caused to them is too great. I can't begin to fathom the countless agonies down the road. The rest of my life would only be a burden for others.

He felt this much guilt over $6 million in bribes. Meanwhile. the villains who failed to prevent 9/11, invaded Iraq under false pretenses leading to the deaths of tens of thousands, tortured their fellow men, and robbed millions of people of their retirement funds with crooked financial schemes take their pensions, their executive bonuses, their Presidential Libraries, their national talk shows, and still have the gall to defend their actions. Not that suicide is ever the answer, but perhaps it says something about the nature of accountability in the United States (specifically, that there isn't any).

Finally, while attempting to attend a show in Seoul, Brenda and I got caught up in the memorial for Roh near City Hall. They had scores of riot police standing by, but everything was very peaceful. Thousands and thousands of mourners waiting in a line that stretched more than a kilometer, winding down into the subway and around several blocks. Americans might wait that long for Stones tickets, but not to pay respect to a political leader. Are South Koreans more loyal? Or are our leaders just alienating everyone in the country?
We didn't take pictures of the memorial procession out of respect, but here's a picture of some gold ribbons that were strung in Roh's memory near the City Hall in Daejeon. It goes around the block.


A Recap of the Week

- South Korea's former president committed suicide following a bribery investigation.

- My school's classes were cancelled for more than a week due to a teacher in training contracting swine flu.

- North Korea launched two missiles and tested another nuclear weapon . . .

- . . . then declared war on the country I'm living in. Sort of.

Sing it with me!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Cultural Education

Today I showed my middle school kids how to do the "West Coast" hand gesture and taught them to say "West Coast is the BEST coast" to my co-worker from North Carolina. I love teaching.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Heart of Glass

One of my middle school girls was wearing a t-shirt today with a large, gaudy picture of Debbie Harry and the name "BLONDIE" underneath. Perhaps unsurprisingly, she had never heard of Debbie Harry or Blondie.

Still, I really wonder where she got this shirt:


Wednesday, May 13, 2009

My Class Hates Pat Boone

We are continuing with the "Roots of Rock and Roll" book, and today we read the chapter on Pat Boone's cultural piracy. In fairly blunt detail, the book describes how he took Black songs, Bowdlerized the lyrics, sucked the soul out of the music, and got rich. Fortunately, my class recognized that Boone's rendition of "Ain't That a Shame" was infinitely inferior to the Fats Domino original. They also took great delight in defacing his picture in the book. I was especially pleased when one student raised his hand and said "Teacher! Pat Boone is a right-wing, Christofascist hate monger!"

OK, I made the last part up.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Tae Gi Pyo Revolution

While in Jeonju a couple of weeks ago, my soccer buddies and I stumbled upon a political rally outside one of the major historical landmarks in the city. The two dozen or so supporters of Mr. Tae Gi Pyo may have been small in number, but they made up for it in fervor. All of them were wearing sky blue Tae Gi Pyo jerseys as they watched him deliver a speech from what can best be described as a mobile soapbox/projector.



The best part of this was that the vehicle was showing some kind of bizzare video with Mr. Tae's head superimposed on a cartoon body, performing various civic duties and feats of political competence. This has to be seen to be believed. I think if John McCain had produced one of these we'd have a Republican in the White House.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Sino-Korean Relations

In preparation for the level-up test today, my kids borrowed erasers from one of my fellow teachers. I just now noticed one of the erasers has "CHINA SUCKS" written at least four times on it.

Sadly, that's one of the more grammatically correct sentences to come out of my classroom.