Thursday, January 15, 2009

Another Student Bites the Dust

I assigned several kids in my Extensive Reading class extra homework for failing to memorize a newscast script. The script was about the children's author Ezra Jack Keats, so I told them to go online and list 10 of his books. Most of them didn't do it, but one of them offered the excuse that his computer was broken. I was skeptical. Thus, later in class, when we were discussing toys, I did my best Judge Judy impression.

"________, what kind of toys do you like?"

"Computer Games!"

"Which one is your favorite?"

"Starcraft."

"Do you play it a lot?"

"Kind of."

"Did you play it last night?"

"Yes!"

"That's strange," I said with a flourish. "You told me you couldn't do your homework because your computer was broken."

His extra homework has now doubled.

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